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Thewiceman Demotivational Poster

EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.

TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or bitch about our lives ? HELL FUCKING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking ass compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!

SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.

TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am
Natural Selection at work

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - We had to blow on the video games to make them work.

TAGS: blow on the old video games thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

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guyfox - June 19, 2010, 9:19 pm
how I remember those days
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 1:09 pm
Funny, i just joined a facebook group with this exact name
Woodywood03a - February 6, 2010, 12:44 pm
I see most of the games I used t play there!! Good times then!!!!

FOIL MY RIDE - So you wanna be a player? But your wheels aint fly? Theres nothing some foil cant fix...

TAGS: foil my ride lol player gangster thewiceman
Rating: 2.78/5

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Hasbunmb - February 13, 2010, 6:39 am
Mythbusters already disproved the whole "foil, radar gun" thing...sorry.
TheWiceMan - December 23, 2009, 4:34 pm
Why the fuck would someone use a speed-radar on a bike?
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:33 pm
Foil on the wheels keeps the speed-radar from getting an accurate read, moron.

INTERNET - Welcome to the internet. Where men are men, and smal girls are FBI agents.

TAGS: internet thewiceman fbi convo haha lol
Rating: 3.79/5

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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 12:58 pm
Uber pwned
thatonechick - November 21, 2009, 12:11 pm
We'll see. Thanx!
MO - November 21, 2009, 12:10 pm
Sall I needed to know. Good luck with the mod application.
thatonechick - November 21, 2009, 12:09 pm
I do not foresee a problem. But feel free to read my PM to you, if you like.
MO - November 21, 2009, 12:08 pm
A simple yes or no would do. No need to PM.
thatonechick - November 21, 2009, 12:07 pm
MO, let us PM. WIth permission, this time.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 12:05 pm
It's called motifake because these are mock motivational posters, not because the pictures are fake. Some aren't. Sorry, timebomb, that was your "EPIC FAIL."
MO - November 21, 2009, 12:04 pm
So are u and I going to have an issue if you get mod status? You seemed to have a problem with my one and only PM that wasn't even directed at you, but more to a group of people.
thatonechick - November 21, 2009, 11:58 am
GAH! Cut it out, man.
timebomb - November 21, 2009, 11:57 am
Claire, despite your poor grammar, “this is absolute win” your ignorance is only exceeded by your undeveloped sense of reality. Why do you suppose this web site is called “MotifFake”. EPIC FAIL on your part.
Claire - November 7, 2009, 4:43 pm
Despite the spelling error, this is absolute win. It probably is fake, but if I were an FBI agent I would totally say "EPIC WIN!" after snagging a pedophile.
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:19 pm
epic win
DreMagnum - October 14, 2009, 8:54 am
like i do constantly lol
Ell - October 14, 2009, 5:51 am
I'm pretty sure that the point is it's fake. Some person trolling a chat room and screwing with a pedo.
temp - October 8, 2009, 11:19 pm
I agree with Dre, that "EPIC WIN" at the end makes it suspect. And if it is a joke, that is fucking hilarious.
DreMagnum - September 30, 2009, 9:57 pm
Question; why would the FBI say "epic win" at the end. I conclude this chat was a fake.
yamam - September 11, 2009, 2:54 pm
haha thats class!
Player_Meyer - September 3, 2009, 5:15 am
Da5id - June 6, 2009, 3:28 pm
That is hilarious.

YOUR ALIVE? - No, sir, that's my alive. Give it back!

TAGS: your alive fail tattoo thewiceman
Rating: 3.48/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:35 am
Yeah, spelling errors on tattoos. Never good. Just stick with naked chicks!
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 5:08 pm
Man, I feel bad for them
mmmBingSoo - December 26, 2009, 3:09 pm

VANILLA ICE - Ice Ice Baby. The picture version

TIC TAC - You should take one... Your breath stinks.

OBVIOSITY - Thanks for explaining it. Nobody would have figured out.

MOTIFAKE - So popular even Family Guy uses them

TAGS: motifake familyguy thewiceman
Rating: 3.72/5

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thatonechick - December 21, 2009, 8:42 pm
What?!? :P
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 8:41 pm
thatonechick - December 21, 2009, 8:30 pm
I is am. :S
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 8:29 pm
SHE is the mean mod.
thatonechick - December 21, 2009, 8:28 pm
He made a tennis ball one to go with it, but I rejected it cuz it didn't stand on its own... if you came across it separately, it wouldn't have made much sense. Not entirely a bad idea, tho. LoL
rerun - December 21, 2009, 8:23 pm

this would have been even better if the motifake.com logo were in the bottom right corner
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
That's pretty clever. 5/5 ...and I knew Peter Griffin was stealing jokes!